The Most Epic B-Movie Ever Made!!!
Get ready for a cinematic experience like no other
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Our team of expert effects artists will blow your mind
Our talented cast will make you laugh, cry, and cringe
Our writers have crafted a plot that will keep you on the edge of your seat
No, but it's so bad it's good
No, but you'll get a participation trophy
Only if you want to traumatize them for life
"I've seen this movie 12 times and I still don't get it"
"I've never felt so confused and entertained at the same time"
"I've seen better acting in a high school production of 'Hamlet'"